I’ve heard that if you measure a guy’s thumb and multiply it by 3, that’s the size of their dick. Would it be weird if I meet All Time Low with a ruler and was all “WHIP ‘EM OUT, BOYS.” and started measuring all of their thumbs and multiplying the numbers?
…thatactuallywouldbeveryweird.
…frompictures,itlookslikealexhasalongthumb.
I mean…
IM DER BIGGEST FAN, I HIDE IN BUSHES AND TAKE PICHAS, OF DER, OF DER, BONERS.